• Learned something new at #BigLaw today: Stalking horse. http://t.co/W90UfTkr Love the Jeremiah Johnson reference. #
  • Don't anyone kiss me now. I just finished the last of the fresh corn and purple onion salad. 😀 #
  • "Bacon tree, very pretty…" 🙂 RT @burek: I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees ? Homer Simpson #
  • Front of the house, secluded and kept cool by the shrubbery. http://t.co/LhK2UDpi #
  • My front lawn, recently mowed. http://t.co/cwMFGDHv #
  • My front lawn, recently mowed. http://t.co/MN48dDcE #
  • I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel. ~ Audrey Hepburn #
  • “When anything can happen, everything matters.” ~ Ian McEwan #quotes #
  • More actors out there than I thought! RT @burek: An actor is a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, he ain't listening! ? Marlon Brando #
  • Oh how well I know this fact! RT @burek: Asumption is the mother of all fuckups #
  • It's what's for dinner! And I love this web site. They get right down to business! http://t.co/yzFSQ9Tp #food #houston #eastend #
  • Ah the irony that Twitter makes of this quote! 🙂 RT @burek: The world is full of ways and means to waste time. ? Haruki Murakami #
  • Refreshing, huh? cc: @burek85 http://t.co/WJRuttuY #
  • Yeah, looks like someone ought to be at the public library learning the difference between your and you're. http://t.co/irkKrTMS #
  • Rollback misfire for Texas eFiling System – CaseFileExpress. #oops #law http://t.co/vQAC9OOi #
  • Houston Dog Lovers: New boarding service: http://t.co/Kbc5NORv #dogs #pets #boarding #
  • “When you judge another person you do not define them. You merely define yourself as someone who needs to judge.” ~ Wayne Dyer #quotes #
  • "It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path." ~ Paulo Coelho #quotes #
  • “I define creativity as the process of having original ideas that have value.” ~ Sir Ken Robinson #quotes #
  • I already am; just changed litter tray! 😀 RT @LilPecan: I want to be a hazardous waste disposal technician. #
  • Thanks for doing the suffering for me! Standing pat with Lion. RT @dannysullivan: Reboot & Notes in Mountain Lion still crashes…. #mac #
  • It's great to have a friend who can fix your dead iPhone from 5000 miles away! I am one lucky girl! #props #friendship #crisis #
  • ?"There is no such thing as bad publicity, except your own obituary." ~ Brendan Behan #quotes #
  • Great advice! How did YOU start? RT @burek Today will never happen again. Don’t waste it with a false start or no start at all. ~ Og Mandino #
  • Asshole of the Day award goes to #Samsung RT @justiacom: Samsung Angers Court by Releasing Excluded Trial Documents http://t.co/ElIIvRoS #
  • Me too, but in support of non-hardened arteries. RT @lleger: In support of equality, I’m choosing to not eat Chick-fil-A today. #
  • RT @lisasolomon: When U have 2 leave a voice msg …do U prefer voicemail or human taking msg? I prefer voicemail: eliminates human "filter" #
  • Homer Simpson pink icing donut: GOOD. Windows 7 blue spinning donut of death: BAD. #win7 #fail #bs #
  • "Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little." ? Gore Vidal #RIP #obits #quotes #
  • "I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?" ~ Tommy DeVito #quotes #movies #
  • "There are three ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way, and the way that I do it." ~ Ace Rothstein #
  • XFLEX, An Excellent iPad Stand You Probably Don’t Need… http://t.co/vzZpkrNH #
  • RT @amerikanka: neverovatan ?ovek; neverovatan pri?a. http://t.co/sbyagZsE… #awesome #TEDxNoviSad cc: @Burek #
  • RT @amerikanka: neverovatan ?ovek; neverovatan pri?a. http://t.co/TVfwMLDt #awesome #TEDxNoviSad cc: @ 🙂 #
  • What's horribly wrong with the U.S. #pageants #brats #badmoms http://t.co/ry8L3EIr #
  • Playing around with Vlingo just because I can. #insomnia #CoolApps #
  • Good morning sunshine! May the day be all you want it to be! <3 @burek @DragosRoua @eniac @Idlle @SadClown @NikiBGD @mckrack #
  • Twitter wigging out earlier. #NoShitSherlock http://t.co/la8M3S8i #
  • RT @WebPresenceEsq: The most 'social' #BigLaw firms. Are you on the list? http://t.co/Fwvtr3DT #lawyer # cc: @Fulbright #
  • RT @WebPresenceEsq: The most 'social' #BigLaw firms. Are you on the list? http://t.co/Fwvtr3DT #lawyer #socialmedia #
  • RT @brittneysavino: http://t.co/NT2JT8OY #girlpower #biglaw #
  • My cray foo. 😉 RT @burek: I was never insane except upon occasions where my heart was touched. ? Edgar Allan Poe #