Weekly Tweets

  • How Roberto DeNiro shuts a bitch up. http://t.co/RSPROJUK #JackieBrown #
  • For you, @RobertBasichttp://t.co/W0BuNYgz Enjoy the day! #
  • I won't be prodigious until I'm at the office! RT @burek: Prodigious was the amount of life I lived that morning. ? Charlotte Brontë #
  • I’d like mornings better if they started later. 😛 #morning #bellyaching #Caturday #Saturday #workday #
  • Wow. Nice look back at #Apple #Mac marketing. Found via @imjustcreative http://t.co/CDjkl2Tb #
  • And swing through your jungle like Tarzan! RT @burek: When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. ? Franklin D. Roosevelt #
  • "Microsoft Office Outlook has stopped working." Well it never worked to begin with, really. Who are we kidding?! #OutlookSucks #
  • Amen, Jen! RT @TheJenATX: No, I will not avoid movie theatres because of one random crazy man. I choose not to live in fear… #
  • To cold callers, if I tell you I don't need your service right now, I DON'T NEED IT. Push me and your number hits the dirt if I ever do. #
  • Anyone following me for their #TrueBlood or #Suits fix can now follow my TV only account @JoniTVTalk. Don't want to bore my regulars!! #
  • Amen, Conrad. RT @explicitmemory: Absolutely sickened by [] events in Denver last night. My thoughts and prayers are with everyone involved. #
  • We've found @WilliamSledd 's Kryptonite! RT @Laughbook: Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, But you're wearing crocs, Bye. #
  • OMG. My condolences to the families of the Colorado theatre shooting, whose only crime was trying to enjoy a movie night out. #sad #
  • How far would YOU go to protect someone you love? "Lying to me doesn't protect me; it betrays me." Harvey Specter #suits #quotes #
  • Hope you're right about Donna! RT @Duke_O_Westlake: By far the best #suits episode yet… #DonnaWillBeBack #
  • RT @jrcfilm: RT @Harveyholics: Harvey: I'm not gonna fire you…I might KILL you, but I'm not gonna fire you. #Suits #
  • I kept waiting for Harvey to jump on the elevator with Donna. Stone cold. #suits #
  • +1 RT @mattritter1: Donna getting fired [was] painful. She's the heart & soul of the show. I assume she'll be back in 2 weeks? #suits #
  • Perverse! RT @designfeeds: Noisy Typer app transforms your Mac into a typewriter http://t.co/3SkIkw2K #
  • Any other legal secretaries out there rooting for Donna? #suits #savedonna #
  • Louis cries over his cat; Donna is fired; tearful episode. Hope she's not written off the show. #suits #savedonna #
  • I cannot believe Donna shredded that doc. Maybe if she hadn't … #suits #
  • Me too! RT @tim_gallivan: just watched #suits very upset about donna being fired. #
  • Okay now I can die! 32 Pictures You Need To See Before You Die http://t.co/lIbAYD7u via @BuzzFeed #
  • Amazing! Cat Photos Taken At Just The Right Moment http://t.co/66tgyeqj via @BuzzFeed #
  • The Original iPad Was Gigantic http://t.co/ULklzuDk via @BuzzFeed #
  • Clever little guy! RT @JesseNewhart: Monkey Found Hidden Camera http://t.co/rel210Pg #toocute #
  • Oops!!! RT @frrole: Microsoft Apologizes For Inserting Naughty Phrase Into Linux Kernel http://t.co/4XwIMRu9 via @slashdot #
  • I prefer Hootsuite on my iPad/iPhone; Tweetdeck on my Mac and PCs. Go figure. #
  • Go all Harvey Specter on 'em! #suits RT @JeenaBelil: [To ins. carrier re settlement]: I'm the P; you're the D; I make demands, not offers. #
  • So I wouldn't take you to Hooters when you were here. But roadtrip to Bikinis, Texas if you come back, deal? @Burek http://t.co/eiaulDQP #
  • Stand by for the mass exodus (men anyway) to Bikinis, Texas. "Breastaurant"? http://t.co/eiaulDQP #
  • A must-read, WordPressers! RT @copyblogger: Is this Hacker Entry Point Lurking in Your WordPress Website? – http://t.co/ksW5SGkm #
  • So now every cartoon bear (and man in a bearsuit) looks like Pedobear? Smokey, watch out! {rolls eyes} http://t.co/TJg0rAx2 via @mashable #
  • How to run your life! Bravo! RT @burek: You are not defeated when you lose. You are defeated when you quit. ? Paulo Coelho #quotes #
  • “If you're going to be thinking, you may as well think big.” ~ Donald Trump #quotes #
  • “Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.” ? Bill Gates #quotes #
  • “Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.” ~ Steve Jobs #quotes #
  • Adorable! RT @Minervity: Facebook Shower Curtain: No More Hiding Behind The Screen – http://t.co/t9pxtkui #
  • Only if your milk is bright blue! 🙂 RT @imjustcreative: Just poured milk into the conditioner slot of the washing machine. Easy mistake. #
  • Oh really?! RT @Eric_B_Meyer: Why Employees Lie to Get Off Work http://t.co/uAGtnhq6 via @TLNT_com #
  • RT @anniseparker: In NYC to appear on the Colbert Report tonight, then on to US Conf of Mayors in Philly. cc: @AndyMarkle #
  • RT @justiacom: Apple Must Advertise That Samsung Didn’t Copy the iPad http://t.co/9bWQqwdY via @mashable #
  • Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works. ~ Steve Jobs #quotes #
  • This chola is headed out for lunch. #off #
  • God bless Google. The answer to my prayers! PUFFY TACOS? Shut the fuck up! Haven't had those since San Antonio! http://t.co/ATbPLb2t #
  • I'm hungry but too lazy to fix lunch; don't wanna drive to where I know there's GREAT food; everything close by sucks. I'm screwed. #lunch #
  • #DefLeppard beating recording company at its own game. http://t.co/F1TlRjhn #
  • Right now, Duncan looks like nothing so much as a big red fox laying on my bed with his tail over his face. #cats #love #
  • He has moire patience than I do. #brats RT @kottke: Mr. Wizard is a dick http://t.co/Qn66StW0 #
  • We need more of this! RT @Minervity: 10 Acts of Twitter Kindness – http://t.co/qrPRVPYW #
  • Oops! RT @LaughingSquid: S.S. Coachella, A Music Festival At Sea Aboard The Celebrity Silhouette via @Coachella http://t.co/7cKvBEzx #
  • Ugh. RT @HoustonPress: Closing Time: Some Unhappy With 103.7 FM's Christian Change http://t.co/R1puj3zf #
  • I'll take reliability over choice! RT @TechCrunch: Unlike Verizon, AT&T Gives Users A Choice [w/] Mobile Share Plans http://t.co/7HZRxFMv #
  • ::swoons:: RT @designfeeds: 25 Beautiful Mac OS Desktop Customizations for your Inspiration http://t.co/qjO2JSJS #
  • Remember, if it tastes good, spit it out. #LifesNotFair #food #
  • #HappyHugDay @SashaKane @Burek @MicahGodbolt @SeanHackbarth @NikiBGD @SadClown @Eniac @1jealeksa @AndyMarkle #
  • I try to tell you that #ButYouDontListen ! RT @burek: The question is not what you look at, but what you see. ? Henry David Thoreau #
  • Breakfast calls! #off #
  • Great tip for keeping stock photos organized! #mac http://t.co/HjHpglIb #
  • No doubt he's yours, huh? 😀 RT @NikiBGD: My [son] son wants to wear his "Rock the Casbah" Tshirt to the fundraising event he is organizing. #
  • RT @burek: If you can't look after something in your care, you have no right to keep it. ? Enid Blyton #
  • Growing old: My fear. RT @1jealeksa: "She said you'll get me when I'm old and wizened… The devil said honey it won't be that long" #
  • "Screw fear!" I need this! RT @adii: Some inspiration: "Screw fear, put yourself out there and go after what you want." http://t.co/dGqReu5I #
  • RT @burek: Success is not [random]. It arises out of a predictable and powerful set of circumstances and opportunities. ? Malcolm Gladwell #
  • Why does anyone give a crap about Yahoo!? #yawn #
  • Me too! 🙁 RT @JeenaBelil: Awake and not happy about it. #
  • Gimme some more sweet nothings! RT @ActionBronson: Drop ur Bathrobe let me pour u some more wine. Get in the bath. #
  • Embrace the chaos! RT @miyashay: The calm before the craziness [before] @BarackObama visit to Austin. #atxobama http://t.co/jFLIy4TG #
  • Nice! RT @stop: The Mint team squeezes out a nice, small Mac app: Mint QuickView http://t.co/UI4cKLaC #
  • I heart Tweetdeck! RT @TechCrunch: Twitter Tweaks Tweetdeck: New Version Gets Better Column Management & Navigation http://t.co/jnSoZvSq #
  • I loves me some Tweetdeck! RT @TechCrunch: []Tweetdeck … Gets Better Column Management & Navigation http://t.co/jnSoZvSq by @sarahintampa #
  • But not more often than WordPress! RT @netmeg: Firefox is now updating more often than Adobe products. #apocalypse #
  • RT @LegalTypist: Securely Deleting Data from Mobile Devices @sharonnelsonesq http://t.co/5QNVd9GW #
  • I woke up this morning in a great mood until I was quickly reminded how narrow-minded and assholish people are. #
  • RT @burek: If we start judging people by their past, they will never have a future. ? April Wisneski #PeopleAreAssholes #
  • Forbidden #Apple rampant in Iran despite sanctions. http://t.co/PZxX51QH #
  • My "veal pen," remodeled; new wide monitor. #officespace http://t.co/k7O9k1lM #
  • Why surge protectors won't help in a lightning storm. Unplug it or lose it! http://t.co/iWdHyIla #mothernature #
  • I hear ya, Thelma. Signed, Louise. RT @TheJenATX: So I, um, have a bit of a lead foot. *watches for cops* #
  • Settling for these in "coffee bean" b/c they are work-friendly. #shoes http://t.co/S8z8kCcn #
  • I SO want these sandals but foot doc has forbidden me to wear thong shoes. #pout #shoes http://t.co/9RtTXiU6 #
  • So true! RT @burek: Sometimes the curses of the godless sound better than the hallelujahs of the pious. ? Martin Luther #quotes #
  • Well, THAT would explain a LOT! 😀 RT @burek: Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem. ? Woody Allen #
  • Bingo! Goodbye! RT @burek: But when the strong were too weak to hurt the weak, the weak had to be strong enough to leave. ? Milan Kundera #
  • Peace is for pussies. ~ Russell Edgington #quotes #TrueBlood #
  • +1 RT @burek: All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry. ? Edgar Allan Poe #

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