Weekly Tweets

  • Amen! RT @burek: Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school. ? George Carlin #
  • Something all bosses should strive for. RT @ivancosic: http://t.co/Yo5wZFSd […] "8 Core Beliefs of Extraordinary Bosses" #
  • As Mr. Widebody's huge behind disappears behind the big garage. #cats http://t.co/CN7vW2iW #
  • "If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions." ~ Jules Winnfield #
  • "What if there were no hypothetical situations?" ~ Andrew Kohlsmith #quotes #
  • "Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up." ~ Anon #
  • Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. #
  • "After silence, music comes closest to expressing the inexpressible." ~ Aldous Huxley #quotes #music #
  • Heaven on a plate! @ivanbrezakbrkan's photo http://t.co/SZRk5JIE via @instagram #
  • A Shower is the halfway point between Bed and World. #goodmorning #
  • It almost looks biblical. That double hung window is over 75 years old. http://t.co/UIXDA8Up #
  • Torpor. #
  • Tied bedroom curtain in a knot to let more light in, until I can take it down. http://t.co/pqs54JXU #
  • RT @pixelitadesigns: If you're doing what you love, doesn't matter where you're doing it … RT @Malarkey: ? http://t.co/INd3zYR7 #
  • Oh SNAP! RT @OhWonka: Oh, you're having a bad day? In 1976, Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it's worth $58 billion. #
  • <3 <3 <3 RT @burek: Make me into anything, but just love me. ? Chuck Palahniuk #
  • Fat Freddy's Cat with his spectacular tail reminds me of Duncan. #cats #FurryFreakBrothers http://t.co/WPLG5ZVT #
  • RT @the99percent: 5 Rules for Life: Don't ignore your dreams; don't work too much; say what you think… http://t.co/oC2Az89I cc: @burek #
  • Smoking hot … In 1978. #OldOfficeEquipment http://t.co/lEMdZB2L #
  • Amen! Grabbing some now! RT @LegalTypist: +1 RT @sinclair_brian: Coffee. #
  • Yes indeed. <3 RT @burek: It may have been in pieces, but I gave you the best of me. ? Jim Morrison #
  • Blah, blah, feline emergency, blah. (He's hungry!) #
  • Duncan, bonding with his Uncle Fred. #cats http://t.co/Xq03rkLV #
  • 3 years ago today … Someone was jet-lagged but ready to see Houston. #2009 cc: @Burek #
  • Yeah, just kill yourself cuz you're dead already. RT @burek: To avoid criticism say nothing, do nothing, be nothing. ~ Aristotle #
  • The cheapening of #TED Any bozo's #YouTube video now a TED talk? Found via @mashable http://t.co/Z6mHidT9 #
  • Bosses, today isn't the only day you should appreciate your staff; but if you aren't doing it everyday, don't bother now. We aren't dumb. #
  • Hope all you #AdministrativeProfessionals are having a good day today. #
  • "Life is a shit sandwich. Eat it or starve." ~~ Me cc @burek #quotes #negativity #life #
  • Pink napkin left over from Valentines Day. http://t.co/igDAh9HV #
  • My pink sewing machine. http://t.co/7gPAtoOI #
  • A sliver of moon and a star. http://t.co/Sxm2SOlB #
  • Yep, getting dark now. It will be a fight to get him back in; he loves being outside. http://t.co/0cmUch0h #
  • Duncan does his thing. We'll stay out until it's dark; another 20 minutes or so. http://t.co/5VQmwiSL #
  • We came back outside; this time I am ready for the mosquitos; leggings instead of bare legs. http://t.co/a2GinTPs #
  • Not for sale, but certainly a crazy cat lady's dream http://t.co/unu11opq via @pinterest #
  • Not for sale, but certainly a crazy cat lady's dream http://t.co/unu11opq #
  • Our earlier outing. I paid for this time outside with mosquito bites all over. http://t.co/fAEPdltF #
  • I saved the biggest one for my brother in law. Robo would have enjoyed licking the beaters like a little kid http://t.co/yXS2fZsv #
  • Frosted with chocolate cream cheese frosting. http://t.co/Gt4Q4Oex #
  • Cupcakes out of the oven. Now to frost. http://t.co/GyR3VqAQ #
  • Chelsea salad for late lunch. Romaine, gorgonzola, sun dried tomatoes, walnuts and parmesan. http://t.co/EclilZqB #
  • Be careful, Twits! RT @mashable: No warrant necessary. Judge rules tweets can be used in court: http://t.co/gTTClZbd #
  • Taking Duncan out for awhile. Pretty day; we shouldn't miss it! #
  • Deciding what to do with the rest of my day and night off. Too many possibilities! #
  • My bestie makes my life better in so many ways. That's what friends do. <3 #friendship #
  • Food porn! RT @ginabad: http://t.co/MXo7M8kt Lemon poppy seed, one of my FAVORITE muffins. #gfree #
  • Noooooo!!! RT @mashable: Apple may be dropping the 17-inch MacBook Pro this year: http://t.co/P9pmNR7R #MacBookPro #
  • Birds eye view! Fly safe! RT @Idlle: Ready to fly 🙂 cc @Djole_Jovanovic http://t.co/v3RBwMbV #
  • Monday all over again! RT @ivan_temelkov: Regardless of where I park my car the birds always seem to find it. #
  • The art of shutting up! RT @burek: Saying nothing sometimes says the most. ~ Emily Dickinson #
  • Yep, I do this! RT @burek: Surround yourself only with people who are going to take you higher. ~ Oprah Winfrey #
  • A friend's iPhone app. Well done! http://t.co/4itqQWRW #
  • "Life is a spell so exquisite that everything conspires to break it." ~ Emily Dickinson #quotes #
  • Duncan loves his yard. http://t.co/0s3PUoVS #
  • Lazy vacation day requires appropriate footwear. http://t.co/c6dPWcly #
  • Vacation footwear. Slothful enough for you? #vacay http://t.co/e2HJ7Nis #
  • #IfWeWereTogetherRightNow We'd be eating pasta primavera and you'd be showing me some cool Mac tricks and pretending to like Duncan. @burek #
  • "You're not paid to do your best. You're paid to win." ~ Old Man White #movies #quotes #TheVerdict #
  • "The Mafia? I've shit 'em." ~ Harold #movies #quotes #TheLongGoodFriday #
  • "She's got those eyes that run up and down a man like a searchlight." ~ Olga #movies #quotes #TheWomen1939 #
  • "[T]hese eight boy scouts right here, that is the world's hope, that's what you're telling me?" ~ Harry Stamper #movies #quotes #Armageddon #
  • "To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American." ~ Inspector Andre #movies #quotes #DirtyRottenScoundrels #
  • "Fuck, dude. Rod Serling's gonna step outta that fridge any second." ~ Nick #movies #quotes #Thursday #
  • "If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!" ~ Chet Pussy #movies #quotes #FromDuskTilDawn #
  • "Half a million dollars will always be missed." ~ Max Cherry #movies #quotes #JackieBrown #
  • I don't see how you can respect yourself if you must look in the hearts and minds of others for your happiness. ~ Hunter S. Thompson #quotes #
  • "You shouldn't let her get away. [But ] if you ever wanna make her jealous you know where I am." ~ Pam #quotes #movies #UrbanCowboy #
  • "I'm gonna get that gun of mine, and I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot!" ~ Doralee Rhodes #movies #quotes #9to5 #
  • RT @MarkWBennett What would The Wolf do? http://t.co/Pa9f0FIv cc: @mckrack #
  • "I have a head for business and a bod for sin. Is there anything wrong with that?" ~ Tess McGill #movies #quotes #WorkingGirl #
  • "I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambiance." ~ J.D. #movies #quotes #heathers #
  • "You know what capitalism is? Getting f***ed." ~ Tony Montana #movies #quotes #scarface #
  • "A G-string. But not in a drawer – worn, and not by a bloke!" ~ Eric Cantona when asked what kind of garment he'd like to be. #quotes #
  • "I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings." ~ Dante Hicks #movies #quotes #clerks #
  • "I'm Winston Wolfe. I solve problems." ~ Pulp Fiction ::dies:: #movies #quotes #pulpfiction #
  • A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles. ~ C. Reeve #
  • “The madman is a dreamer awake.” ~ Sigmund Freud #quotes #
  • #10FactsAboutMe I'm a cheap bitch. 5 facts is all you're getting. 🙂 #
  • #10FactsAboutMe The only time I drink water is if it accidentally gets down my throat while I am brushing my teeth. #
  • #10FactsAboutMe Pepsi, not Coke. #
  • #10FactsAboutMe I can sing the Israeli national anthem (Hatikva) in Hebrew. I am Lutheran. #
  • #10FactsAboutMe I am a Cancer. I am a cancer survivor. #
  • #10FactsAboutMe I am a typist by trade, yet I failed typing class in high school. #
  • Love is always bestowed as a gift?freely, willingly, and without expectation. We don’t love to be loved; we love to love. ~ Leo F. Buscaglia #
  • Chaz has got your back tonight, lemondrops. "The more crap you believe, the better off you are." — Charles Bukowski #
  • "Things get bad for all of us, almost continually, and what we do under the constant stress reveals who/what we are." ~ Charles Bukowski #

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