Weekly Tweets

  • Ma!!! Kitty's being a dildo! #
  • Another good thing about cats: They don't give a fat rat's ass about football. #
  • β€œIt's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” Good thing there's a 7-hour time diff, huh, @burek ? πŸ™‚ #
  • "I love order. It's my dream." ~~ Samuel Beckett #quotes #
  • "Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever." ~~ Lance Armstrong #quotes #
  • RT @keliedotcom She's never been more right. You Get What You Pay For With #SEO Just Like With Everything Else. http://t.co/jOHuacba #
  • I want to know if you will stand in the center of the fire with me and not shrink back. #
  • β€œI have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.” ~~ Thos. Edison #quotes #
  • Looking for inspiration and great #quotes Follow @burek #
  • β€œ@EreySol: @ActionBronson any shows in chicago soon?” Ditto 3rd coast – Houston? #
  • β€œ@steezysam: @FoodNetwork please meet @ActionBronson #
  • "I'm out here gettin in it for real while you muthafuckas filibust." #lyrics #BarryHorowitz #ActionBronson #
  • Happy birthday, @seanhackbarth !!!! #
  • Jesus, peeps, get with the program! @burek @eniac @NikiBGD @AndyMarkle @dtoddsmith @Kymberlie http://t.co/LgyzckUt #
  • Love boobs? Go here: http://t.co/TAYUD3HP @RickHorowitz @burek @ActionBronson @PaulBKennedy @copyblogger #
  • What I heard: "Doctor said I had a ball in one of my dicks." What she said: "Doctor said I had a bulge in one of my disks." #
  • Mad props for the hummus recipe (twecipe?), @ActionBronson πŸ™‚ #
  • #ThingsThatGetMePissed racism, stupidity, long lines, powers. #
  • This man can cook. (And rap.) {{swoons}} @ActionBronson #
  • "Dig a hole, throw a lamb in it…" Party Balkan style. #lyrics #BarryHorowitz @ActionBronson #
  • Time to hunt and kill some breakfast… #

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