Truth In Advertising

Ever wonder what all those advertising terms really mean?

NEW
Different color from previous design.
ALL NEW
Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.
FOOLPROOF OPERATION
No provision for adjustments.
ADVANCED DESIGN
The advertising agency doesn’t understand it.
REDESIGNED
Previous flaws fixed – we hope.
YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
We finally got one to work.
MAINTENANCE FREE
Impossible to fix.
MEETS ALL STANDARDS
Ours, not yours.
SOLID-STATE
Heavy as hell.

Now you know!

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