Those Kinky Danes

What will they think of next?
www.pherotones.com (and unlike Rori, I’m going to defy silliness and give them plenty of linky love!).

Experience the ringtone secret I discovered in Denmark that can make you irresistible!

Okay. Now I’m curious. How did the good doctor discover this secret? Where in Denmark? What was she doing there in the first place? Did she accidentally sit on her cell phone? Did she drop it in her wine glass? She doesn’t reveal her secret in her blog, unfortunately, but she does hint about a mysterious man called Ekstrom. Indeed.

Intimacy expert Dr. Myra Vanderhood will soon be partnering {{snort}} with a service provider to make Pherotones widely available to the public. But before this can happen, Pherotone researchers need your help. Join us in unlocking the mysteries of Pherotones by sharing one of our sample Pherotones with your circle of friends.

(Emphasis added.) I swear, I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried! Well, what are you waiting for, go get your fresh hot ringtones. . . . And then call me in the morning!

6 thoughts on “Those Kinky Danes

  1. Ok, seems to be working.

    I’ve tried to write about my discovery on my own blog, but you’re right, I’ve been a little cagey about getting into the details of it.

    Ekstrom, is a made up name, but he is the Dane in the story.

    I am Dutch, well Dutch-American, but I was in Denmark when I met Ekstrom, and he is a noted Danish sexuality researcher, so I don’t want to out him on my blog.

    But anyway, the short version of the story is that I overheard Ekstrom’s phone go off a couple of times, and yes, I felt attracted to him instantly.

    I might have found him attractive anyway, but the reason I believe that Pherotones play a role in this story is that my reaction to this attraction was way way way way stronger than anything I’ve felt before.

    I’ve never gone weak in the knees before. I’ve never hyperventilated over a man.

    I’ve never felt my inhibitions and will melt away so completely.

    Ekstrom was a gentleman. He did not take advantage of me. he doesn’t even believe in Pherotones.

    But when I heard his ringtone, I had to have him, and I did not rest until that craving was satisfied.

    That is my story.

    I hope to tell it more poetically on my blog, but it’s hard to find the time these days.

    Hope this helps.

  2. Very interesting! I don’t suppose they told you how much they wanted to join this exclusive circle.

    Also, when I first clicked on your url today I was redirected to skytel or something like that.

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