Stinkin Up the Pond

Enron’s Michael Kopper cops a plea. Sing, baby, sing…. That trite old cliche is more true now than ever. Yes, Virginia, a man with a briefcase CAN steal more money than a man with a gun.

Meanwhile, here in Houston, a mother simply forgot her baby in the car. The whole livelong day. Cannot even believe it. The baby is alive, in “critical” condition, but expected to survive. Detectives are thinking about pressing charges against the forgetful mother…. (Gee, don’t hurt any braincells THINKING ABOUT IT too long, guys.)

Live from the armpit of Texas….

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