Quick, Get Me My Fig Leaf!

Acidman will surely go ape-shit when he reads this story about the plan to crack down on nudity at Daytona Beach. Either that, or he’ll be hightailing it down there, tape measure in hand, to join the task force assigned to monitor the situation. Seems one third of a woman’s buttocks and one quarter of her breast (note the singular in the newspaper article as well) must be covered in order to not be in violation of this proposed new ordinance.

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