Peel Me Like a Grape Onion

I’m a bit behind on this round robin, found courtesy Jennifer. But here goes!

LAYER ONE
— Name: Joni Marie Mueller
— Birth date: July 13
— Birthplace: San Antonio, Bexar County, Texas
— Current Location: In front of the computer, cat at my feet, in Houston, Texas
— Eye Color: Brown
— Hair Color: Brown
— Height: 5’3
— Righty or Lefty: Righty
— Zodiac Sign: Cancer

LAYER TWO:
— Your heritage: Adopted; unknown
— The shoes you wore today: None
— Your weakness: domain names
— Your fears: How I will cope if Robert “predeceases” me
— Your perfect pizza: Crabmeat pizza with cheese running down my chin, eaten with best friend, Terry (THC, The Real Thing) at Playa Santa Maria on the “St. Mary’s strip” in my home town
— Goal you’d like to achieve: punctuality at work

LAYER THREE:
— Your most overused phrase on IMin mIRC: the “moo” script that gives your computer’s stats
— Your thoughts first waking up: How late am I going to be today?
— Your best physical feature: Eyes
— Your most missed memory: Listening to my mother’s stories

LAYER FOUR:
— Pepsi or Coke: Neither. Iced tea!
— McDonald’s or Burger King: Burger King
— Single or group dates: Neither
— Adidas or Nike: Neither. Reeboks
— Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither. Luzianne
— Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
— Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee laced liberally with hazelnut coffee creamer

LAYER FIVE:
— Smoke: Never
— Cuss: Abso-fuckin-lutely
— Sing: In the car while driving, preferably with T-Tops off and wind in my hair (and bugs up my nose!)
— Take a shower everyday: Of course
— Do you think you’ve been in love: I know I am
— Want to go to college: Too late now!
— Like(d) high school: Yep, I was a good student!
— Want to get married: Nope
— Believe in yourself: You bet
— Get motion sickness: Yes, very easily
— Think you’re attractive: I attracted Robert; that’s all that matters
— Think you’re a health freak: Not even
— Get along with your parent(s): Deceased
— Like thunderstorms: Only if I’m home while they’re going on
— Play an instrument: Piano

LAYER SIX:
In the past month…
— Drank alcohol: No
— Smoked: No
— Done a drug: No
— Made Out: No
— Gone on a date: No
— Gone to the mall: No
— Eaten an entire box of Oreos? No
— Eaten sushi: No
— Been on stage: No
— Been dumped: No
— Gone skating: No
— Made homemade cookies: No, but I ate some that Robert made; does that count?
— Gone skinny dipping: No
— Dyed your hair: No
— Stolen anything: No
— You sound boring: Then buzz off!

LAYER SEVEN:
Ever…
— Played a game that required removal of clothing: No
— If so, was it mixed company: No
— Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Years ago
— Been caught “doing something”: No
— Been called a tease: Yes
— Gotten beaten up: No
— Shoplifted: Yes. It’s a long story; I’ll blog about it someday
— Changed who you were to fit in: Yes

LAYER EIGHT:
— Age you hope to be married: N/A
— Numbers and Names of Children: N/A
— Describe your Dream Wedding: I’ve never given it any thought. Honestly.
— How do you want to die: At the wheel of my 300ZX
— Where you want to go to college: N/A
— What do you want to be when you grow up: Don’t know yet
— What country would you most like to visit: Australia

LAYER NINE:
— Opposite sex (or the same?) — Opposite
— Best eye color? Doesn’t matter
— Best hair color? Doesn’t matter
— Short or long hair: The longer the better
— Best Height? Tall
— Best weight: Doesn’t matter
— Best articles of clothing: Whatever it it, it must FIT properly
— Best first date location: Daytime, lunch and a matinee
— Best first kiss location: Location or body part?

LAYER TEN:
— Number of drugs taken illegally: I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me
— Number of people I could trust with my life: One
— Number of CDs that I own: At last count, 200+
— Number of piercings: None
— Number of tattoos: One
— Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: None that I’m aware of
— Number of scars on my body: One small scar on my right wrist (not from a suicide attempt; a speaker fell on my hand/arm in the garage one day!)
— Number of things in my past that I regret: One or two

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