No Fun!

Everyone seems to be wondering why the Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide. Let’s see now:

No Beer. No booze. No bars. No television. No Internet. No Baseball. No football. No Basketball. No Hockey. No Golf. Soccer only and all the time. No tailgate parties. No tailgates on camels. No Hooters. No BBQ. No hot dogs. No burgers. No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks. Ever try to fish at an oasis? Rags for clothes and hats. Eating only with your right hand because you wipe only with your left. (Like life isn’t complicated enough already.) Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. No music. No radio. You can’t shave. Your wife can’t shave.

You can’t shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better disposition. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

No mystery here.

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