More on Disaster Preparedness

The Houston Disaster Plan … Let’s hope we don’t ever have to use it.

Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio;
Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette;
Rednecks use US 59 North (aka Eastex Freeway) to East Texas;
Republicans fly Continental to Washington DC;
Yankees and Democrats use I-45 South to Galveston;
Longhorns use 290 West to Austin;
Aggies use 610 Loop.

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