So far since eight o’clock yesterday morning (23 hours ago), I’ve had five cups (not little ones either!) of coffee with Hazelnut creamer, seven glasses of iced tea, two chicken/avocado/sour cream tacos on corn tortillas, two “dog nuts,” glazed, thank you very much, a barbecue beef sandwich with bread and butter pickles, some Classic Lays potato chips, a smoked turkey wing, some extra sharp cheddar cheese and a peach.

Still not motivated to go get that bowl of cereal. It will have to levitate itself in here!