1. There is a big garbage truck in front of me. Honking at ME isn’t going to make IT move any faster.
2. Go ahead and go around me, you fool. (He ended up behind the giant smiling garbage truck and in front of me. Whee!)
3. Notice I’m not honking my horn at YOU like an idiot. Why? Because I see that you are trapped, fermenting in your own bile, behind the garbage truck.
4. Oh, and thanks for making my day and giving me something to blog about on my lunch hour!