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Let’s Stay Together and Do It My Way…

After watching the inaugural dance between President Trump and First Lady Melanija, I had to compare it to the inaugural dance of Barack and Michele Obama. No comparison. The Obamas rock that dance. See for yourself. The Obamas: The Trumps:

A Date With A Russian Mobster

Well, not really. I was looking on one of my storage drives for something and stumbled onto this old video snippet from when my bestie, Ivan, was visiting me from Belgrade, Serbia. We were in my car, his friend was driving, he was riding shotgun and no one was paying attention to the GPS on […]

Cry Me a River

I just had a very cathartic cry, upstairs in my office. I put on the saddest song I know (“Shattered” by Trading Yesterday), and just let the tears flow, taking with them all the pain, anguish, uncertainty, confusion, sorrow, and every negative thing I had in me. I mean it was a real snot-fest, with […]

Fat Man Dancing

Okay, there are fat men dancing, all sexsay-like… (You go, boy!) And then there are fat men dancing who don’t have a YouTube following like Jack E. Brown. But you gotta hand it to them, they’re having fun with it. And then there’s this. {{Runs from the room to go throw up.}}

Goodbye, Watermelon Man

I had a dream about an old flame a few nights ago. And that prompted me to contact him to see how he was doing. I knew he’d been very sick, and in fact the last time we spoke, he mentioned he was in hospice. This was earlier in the spring. This afternoon, I sat […]

Top Five Clever TV Ads of All Time

Madison Avenue is known for its clever and brilliant mind. Sometimes, things go horribly, horribly wrong (think Quiznos Sponge Monkeys — those roadkill rodents with the hideous occluded teeth — not something you generally associate with mealtime). But sometimes, they get it right, and magnificently so. Here are my top five picks for best commercial […]

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