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Shirley Temple Versus Honey Boo Boo

The dumbing down of America is in full swing what with the likes of Lizard Lick Towing, Honey Boo Boo Child and many other reality shows featuring denizens of the South. Not to say that all Southerners are “chaw” chewing backwoods inbred monsters. Because, after all, there was also Mayberry. But which child would you […]

In-Fat-Uation

Man, I had the biggest crush on Val Kilmer when he played Ice Man in 1986’s summer blockbuster Top Gun. Now I’m well aware that over 30 years’ worth of water has gone under that bridge but still. Is it me or is the somewhat portly Val starting to look just a bit like Jeff […]

The Secret of Success

A couple of hundred years ago, Benjamin Franklin shared with the world the secret of his success. Never leave that till tomorrow, he said, which you can do today. This is the man who discovered electricity. You think more people would listen to what he had to say. I don’t know why we put things […]

On Bitterness

I don’t know about you, but I’m taking my cue on bitterness from the late actor Hari Rhodes (of “Daktari” fame): “Bitterness … is a consuming, cancerous quality out of which comes nothing but self-destruction, while out of an anger can come many constructive things, if nothing more than the drive to get something done.”

Counting Down to Hallowe’en: Day 5 – Five Scariest Movies

I thought I’d get everyone in the mood for Hallowe’en by posting my picks for top five scariest movies of all times. Most of them should be available at Blockbuster, Hollywood Video, and Netflicks. Got one not on this list? Drop it in the comment box. 1. The Birds (1960) This classic thriller from Alfred […]

Everything I Know About the Office…

I learned from watching Dynasty! I love your desk. The tusks – they are so you. I think this is another one of your incredible performances. Sweet and vicious, an unusual combination of talents. Listen to me, you little tramp. I am leaving… but I shall return. I didn’t thank you for your present.   […]

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