Truth In Advertising

Ever wonder what all those advertising terms really mean? NEW Different color from previous design. ALL NEW Parts are not interchangeable with previous design. FOOLPROOF OPERATION No provision for adjustments. ADVANCED DESIGN The advertising agency doesn’t understand it. REDESIGNED Previous flaws fixed – we hope. YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT We finally …

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I’ll Take Twisted Definitions for $500, Please, Alex…

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in …

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