Behold My Evil Plan!

Shameless snarfed from Da Goddezz, this Evil Plan ™ Generator. Dr. Evil, move over!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a wall street executive. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, terrified by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of Fort Knox. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your corporate takeover, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

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