“Warning: main(): stream does not support seeking [path/to/page] on line [line]The page and the includes all load fine. You just have that error message right before any includes you have on that page. So the includes DO work. I Googled the dog snot out of it and finally found the answer. Seems if your web host has recently upgraded its version of PHP, you will encounter that anomaly, discussed and explained at http://bugs.php.net.
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