I feel like putting a sign on my desk, “For information, logon to www.eatshitanddie.com.”
It never ceases to amaze me that there are so many people where I work who are clueless about internal procedures and court procedures. Neither is hard. We have an extensive intranet with a search box. It works. How do I know this? Because I USE IT REGULARLY. (Ahem.)
And the courts. If you want to know how many copies of a petition for writ of mandamus the court wants, what color it wants (or doesn’t want) the covers, and any other number of possible queries about your potential court filing, just CALL THE COURT. Ask the clerks. Don’t ask me. The information changes from day to day and from time to time. Just call them. Ask them.
Leave me alone.