- Three column layouts
- Anyone ahead of me in the express lane who has more than the allotted number of items and/or is using food stamps to pay for those items
- Michael Jackson
- American/Teen/Infant/Man/Woman/Child/Animal/Vegetable/Mineral/ anyfuckingthing IDOL. I’m sick to death of it. Somehow talent managed to rise to the top without this voyeuristic display for nigh on over a hundred years now. Get it the hell away from me!
- That annoying morning newscaster on Fox-26. She’s way too cheerful that early in the morning. It’s not natural. In fact, it’s downright scary.
Okay. I feel MUCH better now. I think I’ll have another cup of coffee!