DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish … 49 Adventurous … Slept with everyone Athletic … No boobs Average looking … Ugly Beautiful … Pathological liar Contagious Smile … Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure … On medication Feminist … Flannel shirt Free spirit … Junkie Friendship first … Former slut Fun … Annoying New-Age … Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned … No BJ’s Open-minded … Desperate Outgoing … Loud and embarrassing Passionate … Sloppy drunk Professional … Bitch Voluptuous … Very fat Large frame … Hugely fat Wants soul mate … Stalker WOMEN’S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want.. 5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You’re in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN’S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let’s have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with youVive la difference!